Sep 12th 2008 1:14PM by Michael David Smith (author feed)
Filed under: PanthersCarolina Panthers wide receiver Steve Smith didn’t attend his team’s Week 1 win over the San Diego Chargers because he was serving a two-game suspension for punching teammate Ken Lucas in practice.

He didn’t watch the game on TV, either, but he did listen to it on the radio in his car. And given the way he described his reaction, one can only hope that he was alone in his car:
And when Dante Rosario caught that game-winning pass, I was just getting off the freeway to my house. They were like “ROSARIO! TOUCHDOWN!” and I was like, “YES!” I almost pooped on myself.
The only thing more amazing than Smith acknowledging that he almost lost control of his bowels is that the comment comes from a post he wrote at the web site for Athletes United for Youth. An interesting choice of words for that audience.

Via PFT and Carolina Growl.